Born just outside of Washington, D.C., Kian is studying music only because being awesome isn't a major. He loves singing almost as much as he loves his hair, and his passion for music is surpassed only by his passion for getting jacked and tan. On the weekends you can find him at the mall, flexing his enormous biceps for middle school girls, or at home, watching the Food Network. Kian has a wide range of interests, which include reading fine literature, doing crossword puzzles, and girth. Besides his abnormally high IQ, Kian is most famous for his chiseled physique, exotic beauty, and modesty.